what’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants ?
one’s a crusty bus station and one’s a busty crustacean
"You don’t strike me as the kind of girl to go to a cook-off." 👽💀💩
Image description: Photo of a bride wearing a purple flouncy dress walking down the aisle with a gold cane.
louis during little things in chicago 8/30
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